Allegedly…

On a flight from somewhere in Turkey to somewhere in Germany, a crew member found a snake’s head in a meal to be served on board.

Authorities are looking into the matter and preventative measures have allegedly been taken so as not to serve more snake-heads in the foreseeable future.

However, according to the people connected with the matter, what investigators of the case find absolutely shocking is the fact that while, upon pulling the snake’s jaws open, the fangs were intact and firmly in their place, the venomous poison was all gone. Who took it, when and for what purpose remains unknown. But the mystery does not end there.

Now that the snake’s head has been found, the investigators are asking the fundamental question: Where is the snake’s body and what is in it?

Meanwhile, all over Turkey the insurance claims are on the rise about missing elephants and other edible, high-cost animals.